Basically, jokes about people who program in language X or "Language X? more like Y"

I'll go first:

Node.js was only made so that front-end devs can claim to be full stack.

Python is for people who don't know about know about curly brackets ({} for people who program in Python)

Java? Coffee? Nah, RAM eating juice.

You get the idea.
Mr. Womp Womp. That was excellent.

Do you know why Java programmers need glasses?

Because they can't see sharp (C#).

If TI-Basic is basic, are the other programming languages acidic?
I believe all programmers should have a large programming meme collection. Here are some of mine to expand your collections. (click on the images to view the full size version)
Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.

and one more

The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.

Dirty bastards!

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