Basically, jokes about people who program in language X or "Language X? more like Y"
I'll go first:
Node.js
Node.js was only made so that front-end devs can claim to be full stack.
Python
Python is for people who don't know about know about curly brackets ({} for people who program in Python)
Java
Java? Coffee? Nah, RAM eating juice.
You get the idea.
Mr. Womp Womp. That was excellent.
Do you know why Java programmers need glasses?
Because they can't see sharp (C#).
If TI-Basic is basic, are the other programming languages acidic?
Q: What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
and one more
The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.
Dirty bastards!
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