I guess this is the most appropriate section to post this in. Anyway, I made up this song in my head to the tune of Afroman's "Because I got High", and I wanted to write it down somewhere. I figured here I could get feedback from much smarter people than those on most other forums, so here it is:
I was supposed to balance the force, but I got high.
I chose a different course, because I was hiiiiiiigh.
Now the galaxy's at war, and I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high!
I should've left Mustafar fast, but I was high.
I could've kicked Obi-Wan's a*s, but I was hiiiiiiigh.
Now I'm breathing through a mask, and I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high!
[verse removed for explicit content]
I was the chosen one, until I got high.
Then the Emperor had his fun, because I got hiiiiiiigh.
Now he's killing my only son, and I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high!
Now I'm on a different path, because I'm high.
I'm gonna have the last laugh, because I'm hiiiiiiigh.
So I threw his a*s down a shaft, and I know why.
Because I was high.
Because I was high.
Because I was high!
Luke, now don't you cry, because I'm high.
I know now I will die, because I'm hiiiiiiigh.
Let me see you with my own eyes, you know why.
Because I'm high.
Because I'm high.
Because I'm high!
I left out all the backup singers stuff, it's just a bunch of stupid "Yeeeaaah"s and sh*t. This would make a great music video methinks with clips of his yellow eyes...
Are you always this stupid?
Okay, seriously, is that appropriate for this forum? Replacing vowels with *'s is not effective censorship. And, at least in my opinion, you shouldn't be referencing explicit stuff.
foamy3 wrote:
Okay, seriously, is that appropriate for this forum? Replacing vowels with *'s is not effective censorship. And, at least in my opinion, you shouldn't be referencing specific orally sexual acts.
Why do you think it's in the jokes section?
DShiznit wrote:
foamy3 wrote:
Okay, seriously, is that appropriate for this forum? Replacing vowels with *'s is not effective censorship. And, at least in my opinion, you shouldn't be referencing specific orally sexual acts.
Why do you think it's in the jokes section?
Because you said it.
And doesn't the jokes forum have "limit cursing" and "no adult oriented" in the description? Granted, you didn't curse a lot, but it was completely unnecessary where you did.
Indeed. From an objective standpoint it is a fairly creative parody of the song, but contentwise it's wholly inappropriate.
It's less inappropriate than the original song at least.
DShiznit wrote:
It's less inappropriate than the original song at least.
Nevertheless, just as the original song would be wholly inappropriate for this forum, so also is this parody of it.
Aw you removed the padme verse... oh well. Facepunch liked it...
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