Here is an email i received from jokes2u. Hope everyone else enjoys it as much as i have.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then
complain that he's not the man she married?
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattention of one.
Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in
bed when he himself is up.
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's
married to a grandmother.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Many a women who thinks she has purchased a dress for the ridiculous
price has actually bought it for an absurd figure.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits, and then
complain that he's not the man she married?
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattention of one.
Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in
bed when he himself is up.
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's
married to a grandmother.
Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
Many a women who thinks she has purchased a dress for the ridiculous
price has actually bought it for an absurd figure.
