It’s april fool’s somewhere- kudos to commandblockguy for helping me write this in less than ten minutes.
As admin I will increase the cost-effectiveness of purchasing spam posts, benefiting international trade and resulting in a higher posts-per-day statistic.

I will rename more channels to funny names- in addition to “#comictech” we will have “#disconcerted,” “#4d-printing”, and “#pro-gaming”.

I will also increase subsidies for Mateo’s rants in order to keep the immigration rate low.

I will back us out of the Geneva Accords and the Paris Climate Agreement because they have crippled the flow of meme currency.

I will re-annex the channel of #flood and bring access to the bots of Cemetech to all.

I will end the policy of discriminating against immaturity and trolliness, we will build a wall between us and the trolls, relocating all existing trolls to Omnimaga.

I will stop the insanity known as “getting whitelisted for cemetech-mc”.

Most of all, I will promote the good old Cemetechian value of procrastination.

A vote for me is a vote for a more sustainable future. We will have nikkybot run on only the finest cow manure.

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I approve this message.

I also approve this message. I want a 4D printing machine and will vote for you if you can deliver one.

I'm more than happy to offer assistance.

"When TI-Planet sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing Casios. They’re bringing Lua. They’re french. And some, I assume, are good people."

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