Merthese most definitely counts!

in "New New Top 1,024 Signs You're a Cemetechian"
155) when someone brags about their "programming expertise" as basic HTML, you just start laughing uncontrollably.
found here, at the top

hmm, i think this is about it:
1) Ti-Basic, no libraries
2) Zilog 80, somewhat...
3) AS3, enough to get by
and im learning:
4) C/C++
5) BrainF###
6) Python
7) x86 assembly (im going to, anyway)

It's a great place to start

Thanks guys, and I appreciate both the compliments and critiques you gents have provided.

Note, in parentheses I put the years where I used each language.

* TI-83/+/84+/84+CSE BASIC (2001-2009 & 2012-present) - Intermediate (don't know many TI-BD era tricks)
* TI-81 BASIC (2008) - Intermediate
* All other Z80 calcs BASIC (2008) - Beginner
* Axe (2010) - Beginner
* HP 39gII BASIC (2013-Present) - Beginner
* Casio FX-9xx0/cg10/20 BASIC (2008-10) - Beginner
* Visual Basic 6.0 (2001-2003) - Beginner