Great collection of programming jokes.
I think the word "joke" is too optimistic for most of these
Posts with a link and a sentence do not carry our mantra of "Quality of Quantity." You are free to revive an old topic and post the jokes with a source.
Perhaps you could outline some of the content (possibly your favourites) in your opening post LincolnB?

Kind of like:

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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