So yeah, no school today, and possibly no school tomorrow. Supposed to be ice all the way up to 6AM tomorrow morning. Should be interesting to see what happens today and tomorrow.

I'm actually quite bored... nothing really to do on an unplanned day off...
swivelgames wrote:
So yeah, no school today, and possibly no school tomorrow. Supposed to be ice all the way up to 6AM tomorrow morning. Should be interesting to see what happens today and tomorrow.

I'm actually quite bored... nothing really to do on an unplanned day off...
I have a severe weather alert for snow tonight and freezing rain tomorrow.
Yeah, this week's weather got allot colder all of a sudden. Last week was nice... uh... bad and warm (yeah, Texas's winter sucks!). lol

Hopefully it'll stay cold for a while Rolling Eyes
(Remember, cold in Texas is in the 40s ... Hopefully it'll actually get colder this week (down in the 30s and 20s))
We had two days off of school two weeks ago, due to extreme cold (-40 F). On top of that, the following Monday was MLK day, so we had a five day weekend. Then exams immediately after that. Smile
Nice. We had a 4 and a half day weekend that week. Got off early on Thursday due to exams, Friday off and then MLK day.
Sounds like you people live in some really lame locations.
Yeah I'm totally frozen in bright side I got to go sledding.
allynfolksjr wrote:
Sounds like you people live in some really lame locations.
In what ways do their current locations have difficulty walking?
Dangit Kerm, you beat me to it. lol

dictionary.com wrote:
crippled or physically disabled, esp. in the foot or leg so as to limp or walk with difficulty.
Yeah, same weather situation for me.

I already had today off, though, due to the end of the semester. I'm really hoping I get tomorrow off too, though, due to "wintery mix."
KermMartian wrote:
allynfolksjr wrote:
Sounds like you people live in some really lame locations.
In what ways do their current locations have difficulty walking?

You're so predictable. It's rather cute. I see swivelgames is trying to lick your balls as usual.
Nice tact.

Anyway I hope the world freezes over and everyone dies. I mean that would be like, the most awesome way civilization could realistically end.
Uh, yeah, I disagree. I mean, even if the entire atmosphere (i.e. all the greenhouse gasses) just went away, earth would still only be like -20 C. People would still be around for long enough to build tons of heaters to keep themselves warm. There would still be plenty of abundant energy, after all.

The only possible way the earth could get colder than that would be if the sun itself went away. But, since that couldn't happen without the entire planet being engulfed by an expanding sun anyway, the civilization would end by burning, not by freezing.

So, yeah, giant asteroid FTW. I mean, seeing the thing hit the planet on the other side and standing there as the very earth beneath your feet explodes from impact would be awesome, as far as death scenarios go. It would suck to be on a space station or something when it happens, though, because you would see this awesome thing, and then like 10 minutes later you would realize that you have to watch out for flying chunks of planet, and then like 10 minutes after that you would be upset that you are like the last person alive, and then one of the chunks of planet would hit you and you would die, distraught.

See how much better mine is?
I stand corrected, but what if you were that person on a space-station, but with a really hot woman with you? Realistically being the last man alive with the last woman alive is the only way I could possibly lose my virginity anyway.
DShiznit wrote:
I stand corrected, but what if you were that person on a space-station, but with a really hot woman with you? Realistically being the last man alive with the last woman alive is the only way I could possibly lose my virginity anyway.


Except you don't stand a chance in hell of making it to a space station.

But ignoring that minor detail, if she is there it means she is smart (since NASA doesn't spend millions and billions to send up playboy models for astronauts). That means she would easily realize that there is no chance in hell of achieving a sustainable population from two people. Despite what the bible might claim, that just won't work. Two generations or so of incest is more than enough to lead to a host of genetic deficiencies and other complications, let alone a hundred generations.
Well duh, but it would keep the human race alive a little longer wouldn't it? For the record I can do anything I want when I grow up. My mommy told me so.
Ok, but what if the space station had a genetic engineering lab, too? Then you could just "build" the children of the future.

How would you convince this hot nasa scientist woman that the sex is necessary then, though?
I wouldn't really have to convince her of anything. Women need love too. That and I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue and sustain an erection for 3-and-a-half hours without a pill before I finish. Allthough That (I think) is due in part to the brain-stem malformation I mentioned earlier in another post and would probably be fixed by the time I made it into space. Assuming I put forth the effort required to get into space. But still. I can dream. And I'd never considered the incest sex that would follow, thanks Kll.
Kllrnohj wrote:
Two generations or so of incest is more than enough to lead to a host of genetic deficiencies and other complications, let alone a hundred generations.
Who said we aren't the effect of a genetic deficiency that occurred thousands of years ago?

DShiznit wrote:
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
You can tie a knot inside of a cherry stem? Or you can tie a cherry stem into a knot?
DShiznit wrote:
Well duh, but it would keep the human race alive a little longer wouldn't it? For the record I can do anything I want when I grow up. My mommy told me so.
You guys would probably run out of food before the child was born. In that case, someone needs to be killed ASAP...


Evil or Very Mad Necrophilia FTW
  
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