(I wrote this when I got bored one haloween at midnight.)
On Halloween, Google's plot for world domination will come to an end! Google will take Bush hostage and nuck Europe and Asia! Africa is too poor to be any kind of threat! Google will then proceed to take over the internet and kill Yahoo!, Aol, Netscape, and all other ISP's. After all of this, Google will then destroy all internet browsers except for Safari(Macintosh Default Browser) and make this available for Pc's. Then Google will turn the Earth into a huge rocket, threatning to send us into the Sun unless we make Google our homepage! Tv will become Google Video! iTunes will become Google Music because Apple sux! We will all be forced to learn HTML and be forced to code for Google! Watch out this
Halloween!

--Netham45 the Prophet

Edit:Removed Caps on request of Foamy3

Why all caps? I lose my place a lot and usually end up with a headache trying to read that many lines of all caps.

I just copied it from an old text document.

Somebody was trippin'...

QUIET!

... what in the world??

EXACTLY!

yeah, this is the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Yet another jewel from the one and only netham45 the nerdy prophet.

My thoughts about this are best shown with an emoticon:

This seems familiar...as if you posted it at detached solutions and they hated it too...
Except now you're a (bad)prophet.

http://www.detachedsolutions.com/forum/m/32029/

Have you learned nothing?!?!

And to think he posted this on the first day after getting banned. You're walking on VERY thin ice, netham.

I think you mean unbanned.

Its riddled with errors, is insanely stupid, and a general waste of time. Not to mention it is not at all funny because it attempts to portray a generally good company as a corrupt, power hungry dictator. Not to mention that google's plot for "world domination" can't come to an end, as it never started

I have a better one:

Sadly, he hasn't learned his lesson. He even had it in all caps here before he was told to change it. This is my emoticon for you:

I give him for this topic. Thinking before clicking "Submit" does wonders for how one's intelligence appears to others.

FYI:I wrote this after I heard a joke on how Google was tring to take over the computer world with it's e-mail, chat and Google Deskop. I actually got the joke from Attack of the Show.

Next time you have a thought, just let it go...