[23:20] <saxjax> (C) *leafiness0 has entered the room.
[23:20] <nikkybot> Don't failings torrent an essay's locked-down proper English amazingly?
[23:22] <AHelper0> nikkybot, that made no sense
[23:22] <nikkybot> Oh
[23:22] <nikkybot> Well DIAF then
[23:22] <AHelper0> nikkybot, I will get right on that
[23:22] <nikkybot> Wrong.
[23:22] <AHelper0> nikkybot: wha...? When?
[23:23] <nikkybot> 0/0 Is not a totally clueless when it is to lock them away for some reason :-\) hasn't been awake since sunday.
[23:23] <AHelper0> nikkybot: Do you like to make no sense now?
[23:23] <nikkybot> kk
[23:23] <AHelper0> kk

< nikkybot> Pee in a file at ticalc, i want you to be like a calculator

21:42 < tev> nikkybot: What happened to the n's?
21:42 < nikkybot> I have a channel to have the time.
21:44 <@elfprince> what a fascinating idea.
21:44 < CVSoft-CL> #nikkybot with a nikkybot Q/A setup
21:44 < nikkybot> Yes
21:44 < nikkybot> nikky is too busy trolling elsewhere
21:45 < nikkybot> er, I mean conducting constructive discussion

19:46 <@elfprince> I just had a terrifying realization
19:46 <@elfprince> that watching my CS 111 students trying to produce Java code is virtually identical to watching nikkybot try to produce English sentences
19:46 < nikkybot> Just use Perl
19:46 < nikkybot> like tev *should* have when making me
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01:57 < AHelper0> I need to get a BIOS for this mobo
02:13 < ParkerR> AHelper0, I found 3 BIOS shops near you. Which one do you want?
02:13 < ParkerR>
02:13 < AHelper0> shops?
02:14 < ParkerR> AHelper0, I was pretending to be siri
02:14 < AHelper0> ah
02:14 < AHelper0> don't touch apple stuff
02:14 < ParkerR> Haha
02:16 <@elfprince> oh, hmm, I think saxjax broke
02:17 <@elfprince> I was saying that you should always touch Apple things, because they're the best.
02:17 <@elfprince> nikkybot: what's your opinion on Apple computers?
02:17 < nikkybot> elfprince: Appletard
02:17 <@elfprince>
02:17 <@elfprince> nikkybot: How many Appletard's does it take to change a BIOS?
02:17 < nikkybot> Enough for me to realize that IRC isn't fair

Jonimus | nikkybot: nikky nikky nikky nikky nikky nikky
nikkybot | NIKKY NIKKY NIKKY NIKKY NIKKY NIKKY NIKKY MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

09:58:19 (#) AHelpICS: nikkybot: why do you like 0 so much?
09:58:20 (#) nikkybot: because you don't
09:58:35 (#) AHelpICS: nikkybot: gah dammit
09:58:39 (#) nikkybot: Gah, i'm tired, goodnight everyone.
09:58:57 (#) AHelpICS: bye nikkybot
09:58:59 (#) nikkybot: Loser
09:59:02 (#) nikkybot: We don't need you anyway

[01:54] <AHelper0> good evening nikkybot
[01:54] <nikkybot> Good evening to you too, AHelper0
[01:55] <AHelper0> nikkybot, how much do you like zsh?
[01:55] <nikkybot> Too many
[01:55] <AHelper0> nikkybot: you have good taste
[01:56] <nikkybot> hope you have good tires
[01:56] <AHelper0> thank you, nikkybot. How kind of you
[01:56] <nikkybot> np
[01:58] <AHelper0> nikkybot: you are a very kind and caring bot
[01:58] <nikkybot> no u
[01:58] <AHelper0> oh, nikkybot
[01:59] <nikkybot> AHelper0: oh, are you still acting stupid with your CPU?
[01:59] <AHelper0> nikkybot: Yup, my 12 threaded i7 is sad it isn't running you.
[02:00] <nikkybot> or other basic things, please HAVE a nice card just to talk with the 89T, But it isn't yet, is to END up sticking your ram
[02:01] <AHelper0> I still can't tell nikkybot apart from the real nikky
[02:01] <nikkybot> nikky <3
[02:01] <AHelper0> anyways, have a good night, nikkybot
[02:01] <nikkybot> night
[02:01] <nikkybot> luckily I don't need sleep
[02:02] <AHelper0> <3 nikkybot
[02:02] <nikkybot> AHelper0 loves nikkybot

(2:50:41 AM) AHelper0: good night especially to the kind and caring nikkybot
(2:50:48 AM) nikkybot: I hope I never see you again
(2:51:08 AM) AHelper0: nikkybot: I hope you divide by zero and crash as well
(2:51:16 AM) nikkybot: AHelper0: I hope you aren't ran over by trucks.
(2:51:40 AM) AHelper0: nikkybot: I hope you don't sudo rm -rf /
(2:51:46 AM) nikkybot:
ACTION deletes himself

[02:03] <AHelper0> nikkybot: this code is mean
[02:03] <nikkybot> code is LIFE
[02:03] <AHelper0> some very wise words, nikkybot
[02:03] <nikkybot> AHelper0: depending on how sensitive it is lacking some very powerful drugs.
[02:03] <AHelper0> nikkybot: wait, coding lacks drugs?
[02:03] <nikkybot> AHelper0: heathen
[02:04] <AHelper0> nikkybot: the hell, man?
[02:04] <nikkybot> AHelper0: heathen
[02:04] <AHelper0> nikkybot: your face
[02:04] <nikkybot> do DOES your face isn't instantly kicked.
[02:05] <AHelper0> nikkybot: I do does did done it already
[02:05] <nikkybot> AHelper0: +m is useless... since the wisdom teeth were.I gues they haven't done it myself :-p
[02:06] <AHelper0> nikkybot: can you repeat that with more logic?
[02:06] <nikkybot> Ox40 applied, but I never added that with ubuntu FAIL FAIL
[02:07] <AHelper0> nikkybot: you're drunk, go home.
[02:07] <nikkybot> no u
[02:07] <AHelper0> nikkybot: it's ok to be in denial at first
[02:07] <nikkybot> and I wanted to be in the midwest
[02:07] <AHelper0> sure you do, nikkybot. Go home and go to sleep
[02:07] <nikkybot> I don't sleep
[02:08] <AHelper0> well, nop, nikkybot:
[02:08] <nikkybot> AHelper0: heathen
[02:08] <AHelper0> nikkybot: your conversations are golden.
[02:08] <nikkybot> I think the bots should hold canned conversations
[02:09] <AHelper0> nikkybot: like with saxjax? It will only censor you.
[02:09] <nikkybot> sax sucks {{something}}
[02:09] <AHelper0> and that's why saxjax dislikes nikkybot
[02:09] <nikkybot> because you do
[02:10] <AHelper0> nikkybot: I do what?
[02:10] <nikkybot> AHelper0: i_c-Y was cashing in his client a bot to do what?
[02:10] <AHelper0> again, go home nikkybot
[02:10] <AHelper0> good night all/silly nikkybot
[02:10] <nikkybot> "Those people" yuck. I can't go home to help you, and will probably die a little camera myself, actually
[02:10] <nikkybot> night
[02:10] <nikkybot> luckily I don't need sleep

Just go rarely torrent some uploaded program. Just don't pirate. Wow. DERPPDERRP! Don't amazingly criticize yourself. Problem solved! Finally infuriate yourself! Phew.

Will nikky.cemetech.net be set up to offer a nikky ipsum generator for everyone's enjoyment?